List of published stories

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The  7 Hills Technology Group (21,000 words) is the sequel to The Da Vinci  Diamond.  It was originally published in The Best of Cafe Stories.

30  Minutes of Hell (820 words) is a metaphorical look at a slice of Hell,  through social injustice and the meaning of home.  It was originally published by The Scarlet Sound.

30  Seconds of Hell (985 words) is another look at Hell on Earth, this time a man is victimized by an ironic twist of medical privacy laws and the  DMV bureaucracy.  It was originally published by Litsnack.

Alexa, Tovala and the Brown Bear Car Wash (650 words) is a short love story. It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

All  Things End (1200 words) is a flash science fiction about a man's end-of-life memories.  It was originally published in the United States by  Farther Stars than These.

An On and On (480 words) is about sons paying for the sins of the father.  It was originally published by The Legendary.

Angry Birds (840 words) is the story of mice and men and the birds who are left behind. It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

The Angry Vegetarian (950 words) is another quirky love story.  It was originally published by Larks Fiction Magazine and reprinted by Writing  Raw.

Anything  But Indian Food (965 words) is about an Indian man who hates the taste of his cultural food.  It was originally published in the U.S. by The  Piker Press and reprinted by Larks Fiction Magazine.

Apple Juice (1230 words) is a flash fiction story set in Broadway, NYC.  It was originally published by Daily Love.

Apple Sauce (740 words) is a flash fiction love story set in Cambridge, MA.  It was originally published by Daily Love.

The Autopsy (540 words) is a satire about the cult followers of a popular but delusional politician.  It was originally published in the UK by The Short Humour Site and in the United States by Down in the Dirt Magazine.

Babybump.com  (1565 words) is a political satire about strollers in Park Slope,  Brooklyn.  It was originally published by Hobo Pancakes and reprinted in  Motley Press.

The  Bank Teller (1300 words) is a satire about corporate consolidation.  It was originally published by Farther Stars than These.

Bird Lady and the Bunnies (536 words) is a revenge story from the Vegan Dog series.  It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

Bird on a Camera (250 words) is a micro-fiction story about the evil of traffic cameras.  It was originally published by Postcard Shorts.

The  Black Hole (955 words) is a story of justice triumph over evil, of one man's revenge against a corporate bully.  It was originally published by  The Piker Press and reprinted by Watch Me Bounce and Troubadour 21.

Boxes and Ladders (1520 words) is about finding love in Silicon Valley.  It was originally published by Daily Love.

The  Bridge Game (1965 words) is a love story about a woman who wants to use her friend to bridge a relationship with another man.  It was originally published by The Rusty Nail.

Buon Cibo (1035 words) is a fun story about making ends meet.  It was originally published by Potato Soup Journal.

Bush Man (1678 words) combines a San Francisco icon with neighbors trying to stop a drug dealer.  It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

Can't Buy Me Love (1700 words)  is a romantic fantasy. It was originally published in the UK by CafeLit.

The Case of the Chinese Coins (5400 words) is story #3 in the Detective Mariani Mystery Series, following The Da Vinci Diamond and The 7 Hills Technology Group.  It was originally published by The Piker Press.

The Cat Burglar (700 words) is a story about a romantic thief.  It was originally published in the UK by CafeLit and reprinted in Australia by Ariel Chart.

The  Chess Table (1065 words) is a wheel of fortune story of fate and destiny.  It was originally published by Twenty of Less Press.

The Chicken Coop (654 words) answers that age-old question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" It's part of the Vegan Dog series.  It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

The Cleaner (650 words) is a spy story you won't forget. It was originally published in the United States by The Piker Press and reprinted in

Coq a Doodle Do (970 words) is a quirky story about a couple who are tormented by a rooster.  It was originally published by Bewildering  Stories.

Computers and Jet Travel (460 words) was written for everyone who has had to endure modern travel on a jet.  Article was originally published as Computer and Jet Travel: The Big Crunch on Blogcritics, an online forum for writers.

Conflicted  (1180 words) is a story about a man caught between his thoughts and his actions.  It was originally published by Linguistic Erosion.

Criminal Lawyers: Michael Bellagio (1000 words) is a story about an attorney on the wrong side of the law. It was originally published in the UK by The Short Humour Site and in the United States by NAME

Criminal Lawyers: Maria Gonzalez (1000 words) is a story about an attorney on the wrong side of the law. It was originally published in the UK by The Short Humour Site and in the United States by NAME

Criminal Lawyers: John Williams (1000 words) is a story about an attorney on the wrong side of the law. It was originally published in the UK by The Short Humour Site and in the United States by NAME

Criminal Lawyers: Janice Jones (1000 words)

The Da Vinci Diamond is my novel.  You can find it on Amazon.com in paperback and kindle formats.  It is currently being prepared as a screenplay.

Death After Dinner (1281 words) is a fun, but a scary tale of my time in Canada. It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

Death by Pickleball (515 words) had to be written.  Teenage girls revenge their moms against some low-life men. It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

The  Devil's Orchestra (5485 words) is my signature story.  It explores the life of a man who mistakes evil for happiness and the way it affects the lives around him.  It was originally published and printed in The  Chaffey Review Literary Magazine, in June 2011 and reprinted in Writing  Raw.

The  DJ (1370 words) is about a college radio host who has a dream night that almost becomes a nightmare.  It was originally published by Daily  Love.

Do Betta Fish Have Teeth (979 words) is about a retired tech man who finds love while accumulating dozens of fish. It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

Double  Sting (1500 words) is a love story between a con man/actor and a  beautiful girl working in a bookstore.  It was originally published in  Australia by The Fringe Magazine and in the United States by Shadow Fiction.

Dr. Mariani's Anti-Aging Dream Machine (600 words) is a quirky speculative story reminiscent of the 1960s.  It was originally published in Great Britain by The Short Humour Site.

The Dream Detective (3400 words) is a speculative mystery crime story with a technological twist.  It was originally published in the United States by The Piker Press and in Canada by The Scarlet Leaf Review.

Dream a Little Dream (980 words) is a love story about a man longing for his high school sweetheart.  It was originally published in the United  States by Bewildering Stories and in Canada by The Scarlet Leaf Review.

Drone Fishing (800 words) is a satirical glimpse of the presidential election.   It was originally published by The Piker Press.

The  Duke of Yelp (1000 words) is a love story in today's age of virtual living.  It was originally published by Daily Love and reprinted by  Eskimo Pie.

Family Fun Day (3900 words) is an adaptation of my screenplay by the same name.  It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

First  Love (2680 words) is a coming-of-age story set in the 1970s.  It was originally published in Canada by The Glass Coin and in the United  States by Wherever It Pleases.

Fresh Contacts (1145 words) is a quirky college love story.  It was originally published by The Piker Press.

Girls  Selling Fireworks (1115 words) is about a teenage romantic date ruined.   It was originally published by Linguistic Erosion.

A Good Marriage (1200 words) is about what we love.  It was originally published by Daily Love.

Good Weather (  words) is a glimpse into the world of the writer.  It was originally published by Yesteryear Fiction.

​The  Grand Poobah (995 words) is the story of a gambler who worships luck over faith.  It was originally published in the United States by  Weirdyear and in Australia by The Fringe Magazine.

The Great Zucchini (1500 words) is a magical love story.  It was originally published in the United States by Potato Soup Journal. It was reprinted in Canada by Bewildering Stories.

Holiday Kringla Cookies (537 words) is a twist on a favorite Christmas recipe.

I am the Writer; I speak for the programmers (with apologies to Dr.  Seuss) 615 words - is the story of pop-ups and their plot to take over the virtual world.  It was originally published by The Stream Press.

Ice Cream Girl (803 words) is a love story. It is part of the Vegan Dog series. It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

In the Mood (1245 words) is the story of a romantic date ruined by a  series of unfortunate events.  It was originally published by The Piker  Press.

In and Out (860 words) is the story of rising and falling stars.  It was originally published by Writing Raw.

The Italian Festival (500 words) is a fun story about a recipe contest.  It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

It's a Lot of Work Being a Girl (800 words) is a coming-of-age story.  It was originally published by Linguistic Erosion.

Jack and Jill (1213 words) is a romantic tale of a package delivery man and a hippie girl in Oregon. It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

The Juggler (1000 words) is a cautionary tale about the dangers of greed and lust.  It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK) and by Potato Soup Journal in the U.S.

Jury Duty (2340 words) is a quirky love story written from a man's point of view.  It was originally published by The Piker Press.

Kneel and Pray (595 words) is the story of one man's attempt to prevent a  violent crime.  It was originally published by Linguistic Erosion.

The  Lighthouse (1870 words) is another quirky story about the 1960s.  It was originally published in Great Britain by Alfie Dog Fiction and in the United States by The Rusty Nail.

Like Father, Like Son (865 words) is a prequel to Unfaithful.  It was originally published by The Rusty Nail.

Little Rubber Feet (773 words) is the story of a young girl who created a special art project.  It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

Love  Choices (950 words) is the story of two men trying to decide whom to marry.  It was originally published by Smashed Cat Magazine.

Love, Luck and Fate (1690 words) is the story of teenage love interrupted by life.  It was originally published by Daily Love.

The  Love Beads (925 words) is a story of teenage angst in the 1960s.  It was originally published by The Blotter Magazine and was reprinted by  The Stream Press.

Make Love, Not Pickleball (900 words) is a political satire for the resistance.  It was originally published in the UK by The Short Humour Site.

Mama Mia (1370 words) is another story about technology and our lives.  It was originally published by The Piker Press.

Marley's Next Adventure (706 words) is part of the Vegan Dog Series. It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

Mashed  Potatoes and Marinara Sauce (760 words) is another quirky love story between an unlikely couple.  It was originally published by Daily Love.

Memories and Regrets (803 words) is a look back at some of life's misadventures. It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

The  Music Man (2110 words) is the first story in The Rooster Trilogy  (Trilogies: 18 sets of short fiction).  It was originally published in  40 Slices of Pizza and reprinted in The Piker Press.

No Turkey on Thanksgiving? (1219 words) is a harrowing tale of crime and love in Canada. It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

Now  I Understand (635 words) is the sequel to It's a Lot of Work Being a  Girl.  It was originally published by Linguistic Erosion.

Nudge (600 words) is a story about choices.  It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

The Old Fisherman (720 words) is a quirky look at old age.  It was originally published in the UK by Literally Stories.

The  Old Man and the Sea (9800 words) is a love story about two people redefining their lives.  It was originally published in the United  States by The Piker Press and in Canada by The Scarlet Leaf.

One  Prius, Two Prius, Pink Prius, Blue Prius (1000 words) is a story about a young couple starting their new life.  It was originally published by Daily Love.

Operation  ICU (830 words) is my first science fiction story, about a law enforcement technology not too far off in the future.  It was originally published by The Scarlet Sound and reprinted by State of Imagination.

Overdue  (1000 words) is the story about an affair gone awry.  It was originally reviewed by Flashquake and published by Eskimo Pie.

Pest Control (503 words) is a story about a neighborhood plagued by a con man. It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

Phone  Booths and Mailboxes (810 words) is a story about a man living in the past.  It was originally published by Linguistic Erosion.

Pie or Die (1000 words) explores the concept that evil can follow a person from one stage in their life to another.  It was originally published by  Writing Raw.

Poached  (760 words) is a cooking mystery set on the North Shore of Boston.  It was originally published by Larks Fiction Magazine.

The Potyl (520 words) is a fantasy. It was originally published in the UK by The Short Humour Site and in the United States by NAME

Practical  Goldberg Part 1 (375 words) is a humorous story about an enterprising college student using his education for practical purposes; it is a  slice of the longer story below.  It was originally published by Eskimo  Pie and reprinted by Ray's Road Review.

Practical  Goldberg (A love story in 3 parts) - 1175 words is the longer, O. Henry version of the story about an enterprising college student using his education for practical purposes.  It was originally published in The  United States by The Scarlet Sound and in Australia by The Fringe  Magazine.  It was reprinted by Daily Love, Larks Fiction Magazine and  MediaVirus.  It also appeared in Daily Flash Fiction 2012.

Preheat the Microwave.com (965 words) is an affectionate look at the elderly and some of the things they do.  Everyone with a funny story about their grandparents will like this story.  It was originally published by  Leaning House Press and was reprinted by Scissors and Spackle.

Public Radio (245 words)  was written for everyone who has had to endure fundraising pledge drives.  Article originally published as Public Radio  Fundraising Could Use an Update on Blogcritics, an online forum for writers in Blogcritics.

Respectable  Sinners (2320 words) is the story of a very wealthy town with sins to match.  It was originally published by The Feathered Flounder.

The  Rich are Going to Hell (700 words) is the story of a preacher and his congregation.  It was originally published by Weirdyear.

The  Road (995 words) is a story about a veteran returning from war and trying to find his way.  It was originally published by The Piker Press and reprinted in Great Britain by Alfie Dog Fiction.

Rooster  Redux (1025 words) revenge of the birds is a sequel to the much-loved Coq a Doodle Do.  It was originally published by The Feathered Flounder.

Some Things are More Important is a reflective story about life priorities. It was originally published by Cafe Lit (UK).

The  Social Justice Experiment (1350 words) is another back from the war story that will be in the new book Trilogies.  It was originally published by The Piker Press.

Software Bugs (1500 words) is a conscience story of love and passion.  It was originally published by Daily Love.

Starbanks  (425 words) is a story about a new business combining two traditional favorites.  It was originally published by Linguistic Erosion.

The  Sonoma Murder Mystery (6500 words) is a murder mystery combining traditional elements with high technology.  It was originally published by Thadd Presley Presents: Murder and Mystery and has also been adapted as a screenplay.

The  State versus Robert Citadel (360 words) is a rant against public radio broadcasting.  It was originally published by Linguistic Erosion.

The  Stop Signs (1240 words) is a story about a teacher who learns some harsh lessons.  It was originally published by Eskimo Pie.

A Tale of Two Mikes (710 words) is a quirky romance.  It was originally published in the UK by The Short Humour Site and in the United States by NAME

Tastykakes versus Dunkin Donuts is the rant that just had to be written.  It was originally published by Postcard Shorts.

Tea Time (1015 words) is about a teacher on summer vacation.  It was originally published by Linguistic Erosion.

The  Thief (790 words) is the story of a girl whose life was stolen.  It was originally published in Great Britain by Hackwriter's Magazine.

The  Tightrope (2790 words) is a story of two people experiencing very different lives in the same place.  One measures their life by faith and the other by material wealth and reputation.  It is considered my best story.  It was originally published in the United States by Writing Raw,  in Canada by Zouch Magazine and Miscellany and in Australia by The  Fringe Magazine.  It was reprinted by 6 Tales, The Piker Press, The  Legendary and Larks Fiction Magazine.  It has also been adapted as a  screenplay.

Tony and Angela's Romantic Date (700 words) is the story of a potential romance that could go off the rails.  Love is messy sometimes.  It was first published by The Short Humour Site  (UK)).

Traffic  Stop with Annie Kim (830 words) is a quirky look at L.A. traffic.  It was originally published by Weirdyear and reprinted by Stanley the  Whale.  

TV All the Time (1000 words) is a college love story.  It was originally published by Daily Love.

Trick or Treat (1545 words) is a tale of love, deception and murder.  It was originally published in Australia by The Fringe Magazine.

UFO  (480 words) is a story about how much times have changed in science and technology.  It was originally published in Australia by The Fringe  Magazine, in Canada by Zouch Magazine and Miscellany and reprinted in  Mouseprose.  It also appears in Daily Flash Fiction 2012.

Under the Apple Tree (550 words) is about the dangers of going offline.  It was originally published by The Scarlet Sound and reprinted by  Troubadour 21.

Unfaithful  (715 words) is the story of a woman who turns a man's character flaws against him.  Ari is an undercover SEC agent who captures a corrupt financial services broker.  It was originally published by The Scarlet  Sound.

Vegan Dog and Stoned Cat (435 words) is a look at today's progressive culture.  It was originally published in the UK by The Short Humour Site, in the United States by The Piker Press and by Jokes Review.

The  Waiting Room (500 words) is the story of a woman in a waiting room.   Read carefully or you'll miss the point of this absurdist flash fiction.  It was originally published in the United States by Apocrypha and Abstraction, in Australia by The Fringe Magazine and in Great  Britain by The Short Humour Site.  It also appears in Daily Flash  Fiction 2012.

Weak Tea and Muffin Tops (590 words) is a self-indulgent life story.  It was originally published in the UK by The Short Humour Site.

What One Can Imagine (610 words) is a reflection on life by a fisherman. It was originally published by Cafe Lit.

What's in a Name? (900 words) is a sequel to Unfaithful, the final chapter for  Clayton Rook.  It was originally published by The Piker Press.

Who Stole Asbury Park? (1180 words) is a coming-of-age story from the  mid-1960s.  It was originally published by The Piker Press.

Yankee Doodle (646 words) is a shaggy dog story (literally). It is part of the Vegan Dog Series. It was originally published by The Short Humour Site (UK).

You Don't Have to be High to Crave White Castles (830 words) is the story of junk food differences between the East and West coasts.  It was originally published by The Legendary.

You're Going the Wrong Way (500 words) is a comment on our time.  I was originally published in The Short Humour Site (UK).