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The First Season Episodes
Pilot – Family Fun Day
18 sexy tech executives book the Wilson's B&B. Uncle Jake hosts Japanese tourists on his pirate boat. Debbi returns unexpectedly from college. All hell breaks loose when pics of the tech execs' wild party get posted on the Wilson Family's website, threatening not only Bob and Nancy’s romantic anniversary, but the family's livelihood.
Episode 2 – You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat
Richard Dreyfus charters Uncle Jake's pirate ship, looking for salmon. DeLa Vega formulates a scheme. Linda and Doug bet again, Bill joins in. Bob starts looking into DeLa Vega. Sally seduces Dreyfus and Jake finds a wench to help him crew.
Episode 3 – Nobody Wants a Millennial Pizza
Visitors from Southern California are overheard complaining about the Mexican food in Big Harbor. Maria enters the Harbor's Burrito Festival contest, rigged by DeLa Vega, who brings in ringers from Los Angeles. Debbi travels to San Francisco. Linda and Doug give-up for awhile.
Episode 4 – Valentine’s Day Massacre
Debbi returns from SF, and she, Doug, and Linda seriously search for true love during a week of dating mishaps. Even Maria is caught up in the romance as a married local councilman propositions her. Bob and Nancy face-down DeLa Vega.
Episode 5 – “ARGH, To the Fish”
The Japanese tourists return for more adventures in Big Harbor, with their wives. Jake suggests a fishing contest, but DeLa Vega interferes. Debbi laments her luck. Laura flirts with one of the Japanese men, but his wife catches them.
Episode 6 – A Three Hour Tour
An homage to Gilligan’s Island with Uncle Jake as the skipper. While Debbi struggles with her long-distance relationship, a major storm beaches the ship overnight on a remote island (which they think is Vashon Island). No cell service or WIFI, and no supplies!
Episode 7 – The Patriot Invasion
While Debbi returns to SF, football fans from Boston take over the B&B during a weekend clash with the Seattle Seahawks. Off the field, it's the super-intense Bostonians vs the laid-back Seattlites. The contrasts become a contest which shows up in different clothing, foods, and local slang (“say your “R”s), prompting DeLa Vega to set-up a gambling den.
Episode 8 – Theft, She Wrote
While Debbi meets someone on the plane home, a mysterious theft at the B&B has everyone looking for the culprit. Angela Lansbury guest stars, and identifies the thief: Don Diego DeLa Vega. Meemo threatens the local judge, "Case dismissed." The chief of police vows to put DeLa Vega away.
Episode 9 – Canada is Only a Short Drive Away
Political humor about American citizens moving to Canada, while wacky Sally brings some Canadians to Big Harbor. Linda and Debbi double-date with men from Vancouver; one successful, the other, not so much. Debbi reveals she's pregnant.